I wish I was a bird. Then I could pooh anywhere I want...fly...
How do mermaids go to the bathroom?
Did Jesus get burned when he made the sun?
How does God make snow?
I learned something today! Did you know if you breathe through your nose you have more energy?
Do 'shrimps' have veins? (this was when we were making shrimp alfredo)
Do dogs have belly buttons?
Mom! There is a new Percy Jackson movie! It is called 'Crash of the Titans!'
Mom, can you hold a rainbow or a cloud in your hand?
She was singing "Live and Let Die" from Shrek 3 but her version was, "Little Men Die!"
We were pointing out the Flagstaff Chamber of Commerce and Emerie asked, "What is the Chamber of Converse Shoes?"
We told her to stop drinking her drink in the car because no matter where we go she has to use the restroom and this was her response: "I couldn't stop drinking because my lips were stuck!"
Does Jesus move with the clouds or does he just stay on one single cloud?
What is Scar Trek? (she meant Star Trek)
Mom, do you think we knew each other in heaven?
Mom, where did you and Dad get together [meet]?
Payton, cheese and cheese mixed is cheese!
Mom, can boys have babies?
Dad, have you ever laughed in your life?
Mom, do you know what is in your future?
Mom, does ________ stain? (Insert any type of food, drink, dirt...)
Emerie: Grandma, do you want to die? Grandma: No!? Emerie: Well, yer gonna!
Mom, do I need to take anger management classes? (She has been kind of losing her temper a lot lately.)
Can we take a road trip vacation and clean up all the garbage on the earth? (It is earth week at the school.)
Mom, did you know that if you fart it means you are eating good? My teacher told me when you eat good it makes you fart!
Madison: There is only one boy in our family! Emerie: No, there are no boys in our family! Madison: Then what is Dad? Emerie: Dad is a 'men'!
Emerie: "Can shadows have a shadow?" Mom: "No." Emerie: "Why not?" (Try explaining that to a 6 year old!)
Did you know if you die that Grandma will have to take care of me?
Did you know we are spinning right now? The earth is always spinning so we are spinning right now! Cool!
I don't want to take baths anymore only showers! Did you know that you are in your own dirt when you take a bath?
Mom, I lost my Jesus!! (She has a mini nativity scene and she thought she had lost the central figure)
Mom, when Jesus comes I am going to run into the wild and hug a lion! (She explained that when Jesus comes there will be no meanness or rudeness or hurt)
Mom, can I fart on myself?
Mom: Emerie, are you having fun with your friends? Emerie: They are not my friends, they are my COUSINS!!
Mom, did you know that when I am a Grandma you will be dead?
I brought my purse and I am buying a rat!! (After we pulled up in front of Petsmart.)
Emerie: Mom, can I wear boy clothes tomorrow? Mom: Why? Emerie: Because I am going to tell them I am the new kid and my name is Jackson. (I think she did this because she flipped her hair forward and thought she looked boyish! ;)
Can we move? (After she didn't sell anything at her garage sale because there isn't any traffic in front of our house.)
I think you need to go to www.thehotdogcar.com (when we were trying to find out info on where it was going to be in Flagstaff.)
Mom, I want to have a garage sale!
I have never found somebody dead in MY house!! (I think she saw a commercial from some CSI show!)
It's the snow's fault! (When she ruined her suede boots in the snow after being told NOT to wear them in the snow!)
Do snakes have friends?
Mom, did you know if we lived in Utah we wouldn't be here [in Flagstaff]?
I had the best dream last night but one of the persons in my dream woke me up!!
Why do they have water for the sacrament? Oh, I guess they don't have a fridge if they used milk.
Mom: Maddie, why don't you just google it to find the answer. Emerie: What is a google?
Emerie: Mom, do I have a step-dad? Mom: (sarcastically) Emerie, have I ever been divorced? Emerie: Oh...do I have a step-mom then?
Mom! This school has a tooter-totter!!
Mom, am I a young lady? (she asked this at church)
Mom, it rains everytime we go outside! The rain hates us!!
When eating at El Pollo Loco --Mom, this is a really NICE restaurant!
Emerie--"Oooowwwwie!" Mom--What (in a panic because Emerie seemed like she was in excrutiating pain)? Emerie--I was pinching my ear and it hurt!
Emerie, your voice still sounds different and funny! Emerie says "But it sounds normal in my head!"
Joe's Crab Shack advertised that it brings people together. Emerie wondered, "I thought Applebees brought people together?"
Mom--I asked you to do that 20 million times! Emerie--20 million times? I don't think so!
Did you know that when Billy Ray Cyrus was in college he was the cutest boy in college?
Mom--Here is a green Otter Pop. Emerie--But I really want a red one. Mom--Okay which one do you want, red or green? Emerie--I really wanted Pink!!
I hope they don't use scissors to cut out my tonsils! Do they cut out my brain?
Mom are you a mindreader? (when I realized a naughtly thing she was about to do)
I don't want surgery! (When told she had to have her tonsils out!)
I had a dream last night! And I never had a dream before!
Applebees! Because it brings families together! (When asked what she wanted for dinner)
Mom, you're so fast! (because I walk to meet her at the bus stop)
2 comments:
I've never seen Kerby move like that! Nate and I are cracking up!
I think this one is my favorite! I can't stop laughing....I keep re-playing it!!!! The shimmy is the best!
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